#HE’D SPEND ALL HIS TIME TRAINING IT TO BE A GUARD CAT #AND FEED IT CHEESE #CAN CATS EAT CHEESE? #AND ZANE WOULD BE SO AMUSED #AND IT’S ABOUT TIME A CAT LIKES ZANE TOO#TY AND ZANE (tags via alecdvnpt)
The cat just stood there staring at Ty as he tried to teach it new tricks. It blinked slowly, tolerating the FBI sweater as if humoring the humans. Ty scowled and flapped his hands in the air. “C’mon, Winchester! It’s not that hard to understand!” The cat plopped onto it’s ass, turning it’s head to begin licking itself. Ty growled in frustrated, “ZANE! He’s not listening to me!”
Up to this point, Zane had made a valiant effort at trying to hold back his laughter, but finally, he lost control and it burst forward on a loud guffaw. He heard the sound of Ty stomping his foot, just before his sock-covered foot connected with Zane’s shin. It just made Zane laugh harder, and he doubled over in his chair, clutching his stomach as he laughed. “He’s a cat, Ty. What do you expect?”
"I expect you to not laugh your ass off!" Ty turned back to the cat and propped his fists on his hips, muttering, "Bastard."
Laughter dying down, Zane smiled indulgently. “Me or the cat?”
Ty threw his hands in the air. “Both!”
Zane snickered and grabbed Ty’s hips, pulling him back until he sat on Zane’s lap in the chair. Ty mumbled something about not being distracted that easily, but it took mere seconds of Zane nuzzling and kissing Ty’s neck and face to fully garner Ty’s attention.
Ty was just turning his head for a kiss when something landed on his legs, claws digging into his skin as the cat clutched at him to climb up his body. “Damn it, Winchester!”
The cat finally settled on Zane’s shoulder and purred as he rubbed up against Zane’s face. Reaching up a hand to scratch the cat’s head, Zane grinned as Ty sputtered indignantly. He climbed of Zane’s lap with a sighed, grumbling “You two deserve each other!” as he stormed off into the house, Zane’s laughter following the whole way.